I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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knock knock... ...no answer

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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Women's Rights

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