- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

9/11 my birthday

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

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