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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

So this guy was making a sandwich...

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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