- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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