- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

knock knock... ...no answer

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