Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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