Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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Ms Leong Sux

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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Then none of us want to be right.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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Anti Joke

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