- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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