what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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