Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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This is an anti- joke

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I walk into a bar...

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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