Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Pickles are moist.

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being sober in a bar fight

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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Male leadership.

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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A carpenter walks into a bar. After ordering some wine he tells the bartender that one of his 12 friends will betray him. He also says that once he was captured, the government will execute him on a wooden cross for everyone to see. The bartender in disbelief says to the man "You gotta be kiddin' me, do you think you're Jesus or something?" The man throws his glass of wine to the floor, grabs the bartender by his collar, and says "Hey man, I ordered red wine, not white wine you bastard!" After a few minutes, a group of nurses escort the insane loon back to the mental clinic. The bartender never saw the man again and proceeds to sweep that mess the psycho left on the floor.

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What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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