What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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It was the week of the school formal and a girl rang up her date and said I don't have a dress for the formal. He said ok the lets go out and buy one. So they went to the dress shop to buy one but the line was really, really long so they waited in the dress line for ages and ages until they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. As they did, the girl said well I suppose you need a suit, so they went to the suit shop, and again, the suit line was really long but they waited in the suit line and they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. Then the guy said, well if we want to go to the formal in style, then we will need a limo. So they went to the limo shop but the limo line was really long as well. But again, they waited in the limo line and they got to the front, paid and left. It was finally the night of the formal, she had her dress, he had his suit and they arrived in their limo. Everyone was having a great time and the the girl said to her partner, I'm a bit thirsty could you please get me a drink? So the guy went over to the drinks table and went to get a glass of punch but there was no punch line.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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