Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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One time i was sitting down

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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the WNBA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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