- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Your Mom

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

THe Election

YOLO

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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