- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Jordan is pregant

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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