Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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Charlie Sheen

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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sky's sty

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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Good afternoon.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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