- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Tilt your screen back .

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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