Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

AIDS

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What's worse than this That :(

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Where's my tractor?

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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