Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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