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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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