- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What fires shots? A gun

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Christ is a conspiracy

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

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