- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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