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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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