What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

salad days!

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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