Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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I was watching Fox news.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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Anti Joke

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