What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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