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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

whats green and slimy? green slim

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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