What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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Future last words Guess who edition: "This new prototype Ferrari XZ handles like a God even at full speed!...Well, if God had no brakes and his turning ability suddenly disappeared when going at over 300 kilometers per hour that is..." "Uh oh now! Another heart attack! Where is mah medical weed? SHAAAAAROOOOOOON!" "Please haters, lower your guns, I will stop singing! Beliebe me!" Moral: "OMG I AM ONLY THE SIXTH MOST USELESS THING NOW!" "MY BODY IS NOT READY! Urgh mah chest... CHAROOOOOOON!

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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The cream, it is coming

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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