Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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