- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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