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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Knock knock, COME IN!

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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