Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What is white and long? A New York winter

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

what came first the chicken or the chips

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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