- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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