- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

I love pissing people off :P

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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