Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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Suck pussy

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TOP KEK

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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