Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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