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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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