what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

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What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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