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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Once, I went to Peru.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

I have cancer. And you're next.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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