- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

I read the terms of service.

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

roses are red turtles are random. cancer

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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