Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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pobody's nerfect

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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bite me

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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