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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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