- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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