why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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Pickles are powerful

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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