- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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