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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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