What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

Boxing on Boxing Day

What is the name of the car? What

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

CFL

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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