What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

thumb_up thumb_down -17

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

thumb_up thumb_down -17

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

thumb_up thumb_down -19

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops