- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

identical jokes get different votes.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What's worse than this That :(

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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