Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

noah is a scrub jungle

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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