a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Detroit has a low crime rate

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

fish fishy caoimhin

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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