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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Killing your friend as a joke.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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