You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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