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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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