- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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