A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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