What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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