- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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