- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

j.p. is dumb

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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