Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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