- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??