Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

pull my finger (farts)

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Anti Joke

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