What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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ever tried african food? they neither

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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