- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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