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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

What's white and black? Color blind.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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