What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

A penis walks into a bar..

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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