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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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