- Anti Joke

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he