- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

Cancer. Super Cancer.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

one stop shop

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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