- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

What's half of 8? o

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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