- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

read me write me

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??