- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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