"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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PENIS lol

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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Worms don't like apples.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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