How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

404 Error: Joke not found

Justin Beiber

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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