- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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