- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

yolo your orange looks orange

Can anyone Lenin money?

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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