- Anti Joke

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death