- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Asian women drivers...

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

whats long and black? a baton

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