- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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