Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

womens rights.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

So a horse walks into a barn.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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