what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

lol

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What is 9+10? 19

Chuck Norris is dead......

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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