- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

I don't believe in giraffes.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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