Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Poop.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Knock Knock. Not home.

yolo your orange looks orange

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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