- Anti Joke

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Christ is a conspiracy

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.