- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Tilt your screen back .

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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