A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Guest what in the butt

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Knock Knock? Come in.

Kyle grund parker coffey

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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