- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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