Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

A man walked into a bar owch

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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