- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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