What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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