- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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