This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Knock Knock! F*ck off

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Your mother just died.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

hashtags suck balls

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

Nobody cares maddie!

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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