- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Feminism.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Barack Obama is a good president.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

woman's rights

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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