- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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