How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

say it ten times fast: oh

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Fine, ladies first.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Your're racist.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Justin Beiber

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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