- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Where's my baby??

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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