What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

a black man pays his child support

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Why? Because.

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

Skinny people fart less.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

kieran is a homosexual

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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