- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

roses are red poo is poo

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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