- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Justin with a hat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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