Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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Small Penis.

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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One day, a guy wanted to know if all blondes really were dumb. He gathered a stadium full of blondes, picked one out of the blondes and said,"I will ask you a few questions. First, what is 23+12?" The blonde replied,"Uh, 30." The other blondes said,"Give her another chance!" "Alright. Next question. What is 30+30?" Said the inquirer. The blonde answered, "Oh! 300!" "Give her another chance!" The blonde crowd shouted. "Alright but this is the last question. What is 1+1?" The blonde answered, "2." The blonde crowd roared, "Give her another chance!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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