Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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