- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

So a baby seal walks into a club

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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