Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Knock Knock? Come in.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

A penis walks into a bar..

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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