roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

My three children are three big mistakes.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Caramel Boing.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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