- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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