- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Gretta has five legs? -no

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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