How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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