Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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