A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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