Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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Hello.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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