Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

I killed someone on minecraft.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

hashtags suck balls

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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