- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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