What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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