What's red and has wheels? A red car

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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