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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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