- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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