What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

1 111111 1 1 11111111111 1 1 111111 1

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...