- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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