- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

hi

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

HELLO EVERYONE

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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