- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Face...tastes like chicken!

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

I literally died laughing

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

I used to know what alzheimers was

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