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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

why are black people so fast? because there black

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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