- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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