- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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