- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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