- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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