- Anti Joke

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

What fires shots? A gun

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman