- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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