What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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God is real.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

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You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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So, this joke isn't funny.

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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