- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

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