- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Balls

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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