- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Knock knock Come in

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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