Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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