Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Chuck Norris.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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