What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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