There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

think twice or at least think

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

You know what's funny? Rape

A gay man watches football.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Jordan is pregant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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