- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

all these jokes are horrible now

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Obama lin Baden.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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