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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

a person who will soon die of beeties

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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