What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

whats 2+2? 4

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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