- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

bite me

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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