- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

No it doesnt..

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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