i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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