- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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