Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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- Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - KGB wh........... *slap* - vwe vwill ask the questions!!!!!!! - Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - Mom the KGB is here again....... - i dont care just answer the damn door - 5 seconds later nobody answers the door....... u here a crash and all of a sudden big men run in with guns - one comes over and slaps the mother while he continues to say " the KGB vwill vwait for no one!!!!!" - every body in the house is shot and and the KGB goees on to tlive normal lives........ for the KGB

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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