- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

Double-whammy

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

What has two legs? Half a cat

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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