- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

why did the zebra cross the road?

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

i keep getting thumbs down...

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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