What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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I like school Said no one ever.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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