- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

your mama so old, shes dead.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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