- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

Women's Soccer.

Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

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