- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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